Main Hoon Na (Sonu Nigam, Shreya Ghosal)

Kiska Hai Yeh Tumko Inetzaar Main Hoon Na
Who are you waiting for, I am here
Dekhlo Idhar To Ek Baar Main Hoon Na
Look this way once, (for) I am here
Kiska Hai Yeh Tumko Intezaar Main Hoon Na
Who are you waiting for, I am here
Dekhlo Idhar To Ek Baar Main Hoon Na
Look this way once, (for) I am here
Khamosh Kyon Ho Jo Bhi Kehna Hai Kaho
Why are you silent, speak your heart out
Dil Chahe Jitna Pyar Utna Maang Lo
Ask as much love as your heart yearns for
Ho, Tumko Milega Utna Pyar Main Hoon Na
You will be given that love (as) I am here
Kiska Hai Yeh Tumko Inetzaar Main Hoon Na
Who are you waiting for, I am here
Dekhlo Idhar To Ek Baar Main Hoon Na
Look this way once, (for) I am here

Kabhi Jo Tum Socho Ke Tum Yeh Dekho
If you happen to wonder or find out
Are Kitna Mujhko Tumse Pyar Hai
How much I love you
To Chup Mat Rahna Yeh Mujhse Kehna
Then don’t be silent, tell me
Are Koi Kya Aisa Bhi Yaar Hai
Where will you such a lover (like me)
Dil Hi Nahi De Jaan Bhi De Jo Tumhe
Who gives not just his heart but also his life
Dil Hi Nahi De Jaan Bhi De Jo Tumhe
Who gives not just his heart but also his life
Ho, To Main Kahoonga Sarkar Main Hoon Na
Then I shall say I am here Highness!

Kiska Hai Yeh Tumko Inetzaar Main Hoon Na
Who are you waiting for, I am here
Dekhlo Idhar To Ek Baar Main Hoon Na
Look this way once, (for) I am here
Kiska Hai Yeh Tumko Intezaar Main Hoon Na
Who are you waiting for, I am here
Dekhlo Idhar To Ek Baar Main Hoon Na
>Look this way once, (for) I am here
Khamosh Kyon Ho Jo Bhi Kehna Hai Kaho
Why are you silent, speak your heart out
Dil Chahe Jitna Pyar Utna Maang Lo
Ask as much love as your heart yearns for
Ho, Tumko Milega Utna Pyar Main Hoon Na
You will be given that love (as) I am here
Kiska Hai Yeh Tumko Inetzaar Main Hoon Na
Who are you waiting for, I am here
Dekhlo Idhar To Ek Baar Main Hoon Na
Look this way once, (for) I am here

Kehni Ki Ho Dil Mein Koi Baat Mujhse Kaho
If you need someone to tell your feelings, tell me
Koi Pal Ho Din Ho Ya Ho Raat Mujhse Kaho
Be it day or night, tell me
Koi Mushkil Koi Pareshaani Aaye
Whatever trouble or anxiety that may come
Tumhe Lage Kuch Theek Nahi Halaat Mujhse Kaho
If you feel something is wrong do tell me
Koi Ho Tamanna Ya Ho Koi Arzoo
Be it any wish or desire
Koi Ho Tamanna Ya Ho Koi Arzoo
Be it any wish or desire
Ho, Rehna Kabhi Na Bekaraar Main Hoon Na
Don’t ever be anxious (for) I am here
Kiska Hai Yeh Tumko Inetzaar Main Hoon Na
Who are you waiting for, I am here
Dekhlo Idhar To Ek Baar Main Hoon Na
Look this way once, (for) I am here
Kiska Hai Yeh Tumko Intezaar Main Hoon Na
Who are you waiting for, I am here
Dekhlo Idhar To Ek Baar Main Hoon Na
Look this way once, (for) I am here
Khamosh Kyon Ho Jo Bhi Kehna Hai Kaho
Why are you silent, speak your heart out
Dil Chahe Jitna Pyar Utna Maang Lo
Ask as much love as your heart yearns for
Ho, Tumko Milega Utna Pyar Main Hoon Na
You will be given that love (as) I am here
Kiska Hai Yeh Tumko Inetzaar Main Hoon Na
Who are you waiting for, I am here
Dekhlo Idhar To Ek Baar Main Hoon Na
Look this way once, (for) I am here

MAKE THE PIE HIGHER - G.W.Bush

I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mental losses.
Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the Internet become more few?
How many hands have I shaked?

They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
I know that the human being and the fish can coexist.
Families is where our nation finds hope, where our wings take dream.
Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize Society!
Make the pie higher! Make the pie higher!

More George W. fumbles:
I think we agree, the past is over.--President George W. Bush, Dallas Morning News, May 10, 2000
I think if you know what you believe, it makes it a lot easier to answer questions. I can't answer your question—President George W. Bush, Reynoldsburg, Ohio, October 4, 2000
They misunderestimated me. –President George W. Bush, Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000

And a political classic:
I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.--Robert McCloskey, State Department spokesman.

HOW (NOT) TO USE ENGLISH PROPERLY

A writer must not shift your point of view.
Also too, never, ever use repetitive redundancies.
Also, always avoid annoying alliteration.
Always pick on the correct idiom.
Analogies in writing are like feathers on a snake.
And don't start a sentence with a conjunction.
Avoid clichés like the plague. (They're old hat)
Be more or less specific.
Comparisons are as bad as cliches.
Contractions aren't necessary and shouldn't be used.
Do not be redundant; do not use more words than necessary; it's highly superfluous.
Don’t over-use exclamation points!!!!!
Eliminate commas, that are, not necessary. Parenthetical words however should be enclosed in commas.
Eliminate quotations. As Ralph Waldo Emerson said, "I hate quotations. Tell me what you know."
Employ the vernacular.
Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc.
Even IF a mixed metaphor sings, it should be derailed.
Everyone should be careful to use a singular pronoun with singular nouns in their writing.
Exaggeration is a billion times worse than under-statement.
Foreign words and phrases are not apropos.
Go around the barn at high noon to avoid colloquialisms.
If any word is improper at the end of a sentence, a linking verb is.
If you reread your work, you can find on rereading a great deal of repetition can be avoided by rereading and editing.
If you've heard it once, you've heard it a thousand times: Resist hyperbole; not one writer in a million can use it correctly.
It is wrong to ever split an infinitive.
Never use a big word when a diminutive one would suffice.
No sentence fragments.
One should NEVER generalize.
One-word sentences? Eliminate.
Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are (usually) unnecessary.
Place pronouns as close as possible, especially in long sentences, as of 10 or more words, to their antecedents.
Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.
Puns are for children, not groan readers.
Take the bull by the hand and avoid mixing metaphors.
The adverb always follows the verb.
The passive voice is to be ignored.
Understatement is always the absolute best way to put forth earth-shaking ideas.
Use words correctly, irregardless of how others use them.
Who needs rhetorical questions?
Writing carefully, dangling participles must be avoided.
Verbs HAS to agree with their subjects.
(And the last one...)
Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.