"All Things In Parenthesis Are Meant (To Be Ignored.)"

So he says to me, he says:



"I

(want to get in your pants,

don't want to commit to you,

don't really think you're pretty enough for me,

wish you had bigger boobs and a smaller waist,

can't wait to go home,

can't wait till YOU go home,

always think of my ex-girlfirend when we kiss,

wish you didn't talk so much,

am embarassed to be seen with you,

will never really)

love you"



And I was, like, totally floored.